Accident-prone Fingers runs a pretty unsuccessful gang. They try and rob wealthy but tricky Billy Gordon - who distrusts banks and fears the Inland Revenue - but he sees Fingers and the boys off. So they decide to kidnap his daughter, only to end up with his wife Lucy. Gordon makes out he couldn't be more pleased, spurring Lucy to take charge of the hopeless bunch of villains. Written by Jeremy Perkins {J-26}

Based on the Stephen Potter "One Upmanship" and "Lifemanship" books, Henry Palfrey tries hard to impress but always loses out to the rotter Delauney. Then he discovers the Lifeman college run by "Professor" Potter and discovers the secrets of success. But has he the courage to put all his lessons into effect? Written by Steve Crook

In World War II, a failed British Officer is selected by his uncle, a Brigadier with the War Office, to participate in a secret operation to "recover" looted artworks from the Nazis.

An impoverished backward nation declares a war on the United States of America, hoping to lose, but things don't go according to plan.

A very British comedy about a blackmailer and his victims.

Major Jock Sinclair has been in this Highland regiment since he joined as a boy piper. During World War II, as Second-in-Command, he was made acting Commanding Officer. Now the regiment has returned to Scotland, and a new commanding officer is to be appointed. Jocks own cleverness is pitted against his new C.O., his daughter, his girlfriend, and the other officers in the Mess. Written by Aryk Nusbacher

در لندن، زمانی که گانگسترهای استرالیایی با مبدل به نام "بابی" از مجرمان بریتانیایی سرقت می کنند، اوباش بریتانیایی وحشت زده به دنبال اتحاد با پلیس متروپولیتن هستند تا رقابت خارجی را از بین ببرند و اوضاع را به حالت "عادی" برگردانند...

پنج تبهکار عجیب و غریب که قصد سرقت از بانک را دارند، به بهانه اینکه موسیقیدان کلاسیک هستند، اتاق هایی را در یک بن بست از یک بیوه اجاره می کنند..

An assassin is annoyed by a vacuum cleaner salesman determined to stop him.

یکی از کارمندان بانک که بر حمل و نقل شمشهای طلا نظارت می کند به همراه یکی از همسایگان عجیبش تصمیم می گیرند دست به سرقت طلا زده و آنها در قالب ماکت برج ایفل به خارج کشور قاچاق کنند...

Involuntarily-retired Lieutenant Colonel Hyde recruits seven other dissatisfied ex-servicemen for a special project. Each of the men has a skeleton in the cupboard, is short of money, and is a service-trained expert in his field. The job is a bank robbery, and military discipline and planning are imposed by Hyde and second-in-command Race on the team, although civilian irritations do start getting in the way. Written by Jeremy Perkins {J-26}