Octopus, Inc., a massive corporate conglomerate run by shrewd, cruel tycoon Rod McCain (Kevin Kline), purchases both a UK-based leisure company and also the failing London Marwood Zoo. To bring more business to the zoo, Octopus hires a new manager, Rollo Lee (John Cleese), who promptly comes up with a way to increase profits: do away with all of the animals except the ferocious ones. This new Fierce Creatures Policy shocks the Marwood zookeepers, led by the unendingly talkative Adrian "Bugsy" Malone (Sir Michael Palin). Eventually, Rod McCains son Vince McCain (Kevin Kline) and up-and-coming business executive Willa Weston (Jamie Lee Curtis), take control of the zoo and revoke the Fierce Creatures Policy. Vince instead comes up with many underhanded, vicious schemes to attract customers: unauthorized celebrity endorsements; shoddy, overpriced zoo merchandise; and using robotic animals instead of real ones. However, Vince is also stealing from the zoos funds, and when his father finds out, he rears to turn the zoo into a Japanese-owned golf course. Meanwhile, Willa has grown to love the zoo and its animals, and she and her newly-reformed love interest Rollo plot with the zookeepers to save the zoo from the McCains. Written by Josh Martin

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Irish action comedy. An ex-con is forced into taking on a new task by a ruthless crime-boss, but finds he is hindered by the partner he has been teamed up with. However, he soon realizes they must work together if they are to surv...

Man About dog is an irreverent, witty and fast paced comedy caper about a tale of 3 losers who leave their quaint town with a debt of $50k to a bookie, only to embark on a journey of self-debauchery courtesy of drink, greyhounds, and hookers... Written by Anonymous

Failed parole officer Simon Garden (Coogan) is framed for a murder committed by one of Manchesters leading police officers. The only evidence proving his innocence is a CCTV video tape locked inside a bank vault. With the help of four inept ex-criminals and token love interest Emma (Lena Headey), Garden must break into the bank and steal the CCTV footage in order to clear his name. Written by Anon

Jerry tries to seduce his girlfriend Monica via hypnosis, but it accidentally makes her want to enter a convent and take a vow of chastity instead. Jerry tries to get her out by disguising himself to a priest and later as a nun. Alas, his rescue attempt crosses paths with a mobster who looks for his hidden stolen diamonds in the convent. Things get even more complicated when the pope himself decides to pay a surprise visit. Written by Anonymous

برایان (اریک آیدل) و چارلز (رابی کولترین) کلاهبردارانی هستند که به زودی بازنشسته می‌شوند. آنها توسط رئیس‌شان دستور می گیرند تا پس از یک دزدی نهایی ناپدید شوند و با غنایم جنایت خود فرار کنند...

دو انگلیسی توسط رومیان دستگیر و به عنوان برده به روم برده می‌شوند. هنگست پاد سرش به کار خودش است، در حالی که هورسا یک مبارز شجاع و حیله‌گر می‌باشد. اولین باری که با هم روبرو می‌شوند...

Australian Diana Spencer wins a competition in a womens magazine, and as a prize gets a trip for two to London, where she wants to meet her idol and namesake, Princess Diana. She goes there with her fiance, Mark, but during the garden party Princess plans to attend, things get mixed up and Aussie Diana gets arrested with Paparazzi photographer Rob. Diana really wants to meet Princess and follows Rob as he searches for Princess Di to take some photos. Written by Anonymous

Due to a mistake Placide Smellekens appears, hanging in a lamp post, on an advertising poster for fur coats. After a while everyone wants to wear Placide's clothes in stead of the fur. Therefore, Germaine wants him to become a mannequin and work for her. As mannequin he meets Sarah. He wants to chat her up, because Placide's father said him at his deathbed that he would come and haunt if Placide wouldn't find a girl soon. Sarah gives Placide his nickname: Koko Flanel. Written by Clausule

کارمندان فروشگاه بزرگ با امید زیادی برای آفتاب گرفتن و عشق به سمت کوستا پلونکا حرکت می کنند، اما وقتی به استراحتگاه خود می رسند، با وحشت می فهمند که از آنجایی که هتل آنها هنوز تکمیل نشده است باید در چادر بخوابند و از توالت بدون قفل استفاده کنند...

An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).