Dalmazio, Amalio and Egisto Siraghi are three cousins unaware of each other, who struggle to live honestly. Dalmazio is a security guard at a bank, Amalio is a dog sitter, while Egisto is a street vendor and window cleaner for cars stopped at traffic lights. All three show little professional competence and little luck. The chance of a lifetime presents itself to them when they are suddenly contacted by the wealthy Aliprando Siraghi, an elderly delinquent who has ended up in a wheelchair who reveals himself to be their distant uncle. He proposes to co-opt them into his activities as a thief, convincing them to be their only chance to emerge from mediocrity and poverty. The three are subjected to long and hard training, consisting in both physical-athletic preparation and simulations of thefts and even interrogations. At the end of this training, also characterized by many comic ups and downs, Aliprando sends his grandchildren to make a first shot in a shopping center. However, they are intercepted by some agents warned by a tip and end up in prison for six months. At the end of the period of detention, Aliprando, who awaits them at the exit, confesses that it was he who called the police in order to have them arrested and, once in the cell, stimulate them to strengthen their criminal temperament. The three, resentful, decide to abandon their uncle's gang, but realizing that they cannot resume an honest life, given the now dirty criminal record, Dalmazio, Egisto and Amalio return to their steps. This time things are different: the gang scores one hit after another, developing a marked ability in the various forms of fraud and theft.

Trainer Oronzo Canà is called to manage Longobarda, the team of a small town of Northern Italy, when it's promoted to the First Division. His only task is not to go back to the Second Division, but even the team's owner plays against Longobarda since the First Division is too expensive, and the young Brazilian player bought for the team is affected by deep 'saudade'. Written by Alessio F. Bragadini

A series of vignettes set in a huge shopping mall.

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Christmas holidays on the snow of Cortina D'Ampezzo. Mario, a guy from Rome who has little money, falls in love with American Samantha, the girlfriend of hypochondriac Roberto. Billo, a singer and playboy, encounters Ivana, who is now married to wealthy Donatone but had a fling with Billo in the past, and he wants another chance at lighting the flame. Written by

یک کارمند پست از شمال ایتالیا که تحت فشار همسرش قرار گرفته است، برای درخواست انتقال به میلان وانمود می کند که ناتوان است. اما ...

Fracchia is desperate: he has to sell a house within three days, or otherwise his boss will fire him. Mister Filini comes to him, but he asks the impossible, a house with at least five bathrooms for a few thousand dollars. Incredibly, they find a house, a castle in Transylvania which happens to be own by a count Vlad... Filini doesn't want to buy the castle without seeing it first, so the two of them travel to Transylvania, where they meet the count and his sister, who has a crush on Fracchia and decides to marry him! Meanwhile, the sister of a vampire hunter who was killed by Dracula is seeking to revenge her brother. Written by Micio Nero

Artemio is a farmer who lives in a small and remote village in the Lombard countryside, inhabited mainly by the elderly, where the only pastime is to observe the passage of the train. He lives with his elderly mother Giovanna, who would love to see him married to Maria Rosa, the only girl in the town, who has long been in love with him. However, Artemio does not reciprocate these feelings and, on his fortieth birthday, he suddenly realizes that he has never really lived a life outside the countryside where he was born and raised, and above all that he does not want to continue to be a farmer to the rest of his days. He then decides to leave everything and try his luck leaving for Milan.

Luca suddenly loses his job and is haunted by creditors. His wife is about to lose her job and he has difficulty relating with his 9-year-old son. He decides to gamble everything on a dream holiday to patch up family differences.