Turnbottom Round prides itself as the village without crime; there has not been an arrest recorded by the local police for years. Unfortunately, this is more to do with the inability of Sgt. Dudfoot and his constables Jerry and Harbottle to so much as recognize a crime. With their jobs on the line, the trio attempt to stage their own crime, only to inadvertently uncover a smuggling ring and a headless horseman. Written by D.Giddings

A bragging sea captains maritime experience actually extends to navigating a coal barge down inland waterways. His tall tales catch him out when he is coerced into commanding an unseaworthy ship by an unscrupulous shipping agent who means to have it wrecked. Written by D.Giddings

Mismatched travelers are stranded overnight at a lonely rural railway station. They soon learn of a local superstition about a phantom train which is said to travel these parts at dead of night, carrying ghosts from a long-ago train wreck in the area. The travelers eventually get to the bottom of the things that go bump in the night. In between the scary bits, comedian Arthur Askey plays the gags with his vaudeville-style humor, to the constant irritation of his fellow passengers. Written by Neil Bridger

In this British comedy, a professor travels up river in Africa to open schools. But his new pupils are not receptive and when the commander of the local base succumbs to malaria, he takes on his duties too. Aided by the crew of the boat he arrived on he starts collecting taxes from the locals!