While in prison, Dodger Lane (Peter Sellers) has planned the perfect robbery: He intends to break out of prison, steal a fortune in diamonds, and break back into prison before anyone notices. With only a few days' sentence left, a...

Jean (Virginia McKenna) and Matt (Bill Travers) are a struggling married couple, with Matt trying to scrape out a living as a writer. Out of the blue, they receive a telegram informing them that Matt's long-lost uncle has died and left them his business - a cinema in the town of Sloughborough. They pack their bags and travel to Sloughborough expecting to sell the cinema to gain a huge inheritance. However, they discover the cinema is falling apart and is run by a comically incompetant staff who seem to have worked there forever. They set out with a plan to sell it, but things don't quite go as planned. Written by Col Needham

In the upper crust town of Orbiston Parva which is ostensibly ruled by the wealthy Despard family who owns and operates the town's major employer, the local Tranquilax factory (the product a so-called restorative), the Church of England's Archdeacon Aspinall, who oversees among other churches Holy Trinity, recommends to widowed Lady Lucy Despard, the town's matriarch, that they hire Reverend John Smallwood, whose family the Archdeacon has known most his life, to fill the currently vacant vicar position for Holy Trinity, Smallwood the type of man who would fit well into the town's upper crust sensibility. Through a clerical error, who the church hires instead is Reverend John Edward Smallwood, a totally different man in almost every respect beyond the job title of reverend, including being somewhat naive in mind. Through what is seen as his unconventional actions both from a church and Orbiston Parva community standpoint, such as hiring Matthew Robinson, a dustman and, gasp, black man, as the church's new warden, and taking into the vicarage the extremely large Smith family, who had been squatting on Tranquilax land now slated for factory expansion, and the adults of which who have decided living off the British welfare system more lucrative than actually working, Smallwood exposes the truly unchristian nature of the townsfolk as a collective, including members of this and other Christian denominational churches. While Smallwood does have a truly positive spiritual effect on some, his actions create an unintentional domino effect which leads to chaos as some cannot break with what they see as their traditions, however unchristian they are. Written by Huggo

A lonely executive blackmails a young girl from the steno pool into spending a week with him at his flat. Full of wonderful mind games and dialogue, Mister Hoffman only wants to share his love. The rather typical plot really involves only two people throughout, giving us lots of time to see what they can do. Written by The Kid @ Bellevue

A very British comedy about a blackmailer and his victims.

Disguised as a priest, an escaped convict makes his way to Texas. He ends up in a small rural town where the townsfolk mistake him for their new church minister.

Naive Stanley Windrush (Ian Carmichael) returns from the war, his mind set on a successful career in business. Much to his own dismay, he soon finds he has to start from the bottom and work his way up, and also that the management, as well as the trade union, use him as a tool in their fight for power.

در لندن، زمانی که گانگسترهای استرالیایی با مبدل به نام "بابی" از مجرمان بریتانیایی سرقت می کنند، اوباش بریتانیایی وحشت زده به دنبال اتحاد با پلیس متروپولیتن هستند تا رقابت خارجی را از بین ببرند و اوضاع را به حالت "عادی" برگردانند...

Married with two young children, John Lewis is a financially-struggling full-time librarian and part-time theater critic for the local newspaper in Aberdarcy, Wales. He, however, can't focus on his wife Jean, their children, or work as his mind constantly wanders to others of the opposite sex, especially as one lovely young thing after another enters his view, but he never actually considers committing adultery until wealthy Elizabeth Gruffydd-Williams--Mrs.--enters the library and seems to want to have an affair with him. Her fixation on him extends to a promotion for him, the position which he has thus far placed little effort, which his best friend and colleague, milquetoast Ieuan Jenkins, is working hard behind the scenes to secure himself, and which she implies can be had for John with one word by her prominent husband, councilor Vernon Williams. Entering into a possible affair with Liz is regardless of John's animosity toward local playwright Gareth Probert, a former suitor of Jean's who seems to be waiting in the wings for an opportunity to get her back. What will happen with this foursome, especially as John and Jean still love each other deep in their hearts. Written by Huggo

In London, crooked garage owner Lionel Meadows makes extra cash by selling stolen cars. He uses the services of a crew of chop-shop mechanics and relies on teenage hoodlums to steal the cars. Cosmetics salesman John Cummings is struggling to meet his monthly sales targets in order to keep his job. He recently purchased a 1959 Ford Anglia to help him deliver cosmetics samples to department stores. His car is essential to his job. However, young petty thief Tommy Towers steals John's car while it's parked on the street where John works. He delivers the stolen car to Meadows' chop-shop. John reports the theft to the police but the police is slow acting. With pressures at home and at work, John is desperate to recover his stolen vehicle. The police inspector keeps telling him to be patient as most stolen cars are recovered eventually. However, John becomes more and more desperate and impatient to re-claim his car. Against the advice of the police, he sets-out to investigate the matter himself. This will eventually bring him on a direct collision course with Lionel Meadows and his gang of chop-shop hoodlums. Written by nufs68

London-based millionairess Epifania (Sophia Loren) is attracted to Dr. Kabir (MD from Delhi and PhD from Calcutta), who is more intent on treating patients. When she persists, he confides in her that he had made a commitment to his late widowed seamstress mother that he will wed any woman who will manage to survive on just Rs.500/-, for 90 days. She finds out that this sum is equivalent to just 35 shillings but readily accepts this challenge. She also informs him that her late father had also imposed a condition that she must wed a male who will turn £500 into £15000 within the same period. Epifania then finds employment with an Italian firm, ends up re-organizing, and turning up the firms profits. At the end of 90 days, she goes to meet Kabir and discovers that he has not only given all the money away but also has no interest whatsoever in marrying her. Written by rAjOo (gunwanti@hotmail.com)